Oh F***

Rooney fractured his foot against Reading. Although it a hairline fracture, it's still looks like he's going to face a lengthy spell on the sidelines.

Just a week into the new season and we're already facing a mini-crisis upfront. We still have a host of striking options, but seem thin in placing someone in that central striker's role. Looks like my binky, Tevez, will have to shoulder the scoring responsibilities during Rooney's absence.