Portugese Fucker Mars Win

Manchester United 2 - Manchester City 0
Scorers
Manchester United: Fucker (18), Tevez (45)

Team: Van der Sar, Vidic, Evans (O'Shea 70), Rafael, Fletcher, Giggs, Park (Rooney 60), Fucker (Scholes 60), Tevez, Berbatov

One step closer to the title with this win. Unfortunately, today's game shows everthing wrong with this team. Or at least everything wrong with one particular Portugese fucker. Even after beating our local rivals convincingly, it leaves a bitter taste in the mouth.

I've always found it hard to really hate/dislike a United player. I know there are times I'm just plain mean when I write my blog, but most of it comes from just spur of the moment irritation, tongue firmly in cheek thoughts or just being mean-spirited. The closest I've come to hating was from Heinze, but he's the past and not worthy of my attention.

But this Portugese fucker brings hate to a new level. As fans, we put up with his constant whining, his temper tantrums, his immature play and his complete lack of class but today's outburst brings out everything wrong with this kid. He just doesn't understand what it means to be a United player.

We've always been a team. We've always played for one another. Even in the dark days when Liverpuss was winning everything in sight, we've always had that team spirit, everyone plays for everyone else, even though most of it was done in the pubs. But this little piece of shit just plays for himself. It's all about him. It's ALWAYS all about him.

There was this little incident in the first half that got to me big time. He misplaced a pass, and had the audacity to blame Fletcher for not getting to it. And, of course, there was the very public outburst when he was substituted.

I'm sure if not for his skills, Ferguson would have sent him to Real Madrid in the summer. Quite frankly, I'd rather we win fewer trouphies and just get rid of him once and for all. I'm actually disappointed that he's pledged his future with us.

What's worse is that in tomorrow's papers he's probably going to apologise and sometime in the very near future, he's going to pull the same'o shit again. I'm done with forgiving him. If the price is right, ship him out. We'd do fine without him.

And just to rub it in, we're probably going to keep him over Tevez, which absolutely murders me. I love Tevez to bits although I don't agree with his recent outbursts as well. There are dirty linings you wash in public and there are those which are kept within the locker room. Still, I'll have him over that fucker anyday of the week. Honest player, and it shows on the pitch.

As for today's game, we got into an early lead via that fucker's deflect freekick. Despite his piss poor attitude, he's simply quite brilliant in that department.

Tevez added a second with a thunderous strike. Both teams were pretty sloppy, just that Shitty was sloppier. The good thing about us is that we're peaking at the right time and putting away opponents comfortably.

You know, I've just checked the schedule, and we could very well wrap up the title before Liverpuss plays. Just 4 more points from a midweek game against Wigan, who are on holiday mood, and a early kickoff on Saturday against the Arse, and we're home free. Then we can concentrate on preparing for the Champions League finals against the best team (imo) in the world.